The Baseball Blues

Hey Phillies fans…anyone else out there suffering from a severe case of the baseball blues?  It is hard not to be down in the dumps after watching this Phillies team continue to suck, game after game.  Getting swept in a 3-game series by the Nationals this weekend had to be the pinnacle of shame and embarrassment in an already dreadful season.

Even dumping Delmon Young could not cheer me up.  Young, who they never should have signed in the first place, was designated for assignment on Friday and replaced by White Sox reject, Casper Wells.  Nothing on Wells’ stat sheet gives me any reason to hope either.  This is the 5th team for Wells this year; that alone is telling.

Just three days earlier, the Phillies also nixed Laynce Nix.  I guess his .180 batting average was just not getting it done (*note sarcasm here).

Know which other Phillies are also just not getting it done?  You guessed right…ALL of them!  So perhaps the entire team will soon be designated for assignment and subsequently be replaced by little league-trained robots.  That would at least sell some tickets.

Oh, Jayson Werth, where have you gone?  That’s right…to the Nationals, where with 7 hits, 4 RBI and a homer he nearly single-handedly beat the Phillies in all 3 games this weekend.  He did look a lot better in red pinstripes….sigh.

The Phillies were outscored 23 to 7 runs this weekend and outhit 36 to 16.  I could count the Phillies runs and hits on my fingers, but had to bust out the calculator to find the totals for the Nats.  That alone was depressing.

So what reason do we all have to keep watching this season?  Here are a few:

- It is like a train wreck; one cannot help but wonder what form this ongoing disaster will take next.

- With 45 games left, can the Phillies still prevent Charlie Manual from getting his 1,000th career as a manager?  He has 999 right now and #1,000 is looking tenuous.

- Can a guy with a .151 batting average this year who is named after a ghost bring this team back from the dead?  C’mon Casper, you’ve got to at least try!

- Will the Phillies single-handedly put Papa John’s pizza out of business with their “50% Off After Phillies Win and score 5 or more runs” deal?

- Every time the Phillies bullpen gives up a run, I get to drink another Mai Tai! (Insert your own drinking game here)

That’s all I’ve got.  Oh, and the Braves are up next…what could be more fun than watching the division leader beat the Phillies to a pulp?  Game time is 7:10pm.  Whoo…hoo.

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Werth Photo by Jenn Zambri Photography

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