Phillies Sign Mel Gibson…I Mean Delmon Young

Phillies Sign Mel Gibson Delmon Young

In what may amount to one of the most interesting/weird signings for the Phillies this offseason, a 1-year, $750,000 deal for outfielder Delmon Young is now on the books.  He is cheap, but this kid has issues.  This past April, Young was arrested for a Mel Gibson-esque, alcohol-infused episode in which he hurled anti-Semetic slurs at a group of people in New York City before a game against the Yankees.

Back in 2006, Young was suspended for 50 games from the International League after throwing his bat which hit an umpire in the chest.  In 2005, Young received a three-game suspension for bumping a minor-league umpire.

Young has also been ridiculed for his horrific defense and as a result, he was used mostly as a DH in 2012.  He posted a .947 fielding percentage with the Tigers over 31 games.  That ranks him 267th among all outfielders in the majors.

To recap, Young hates Jews, umpires, and fielding balls.  The only family-friendly thing I can think of to say is, “Oh my…”

In Young’s defense (not the baseball fielding kind), he was the 2012 ALCS MVP for the Tigers, batting .353 with two home runs and six RBI in a 4-game sweep of the Yankees.  He does have some power and nailed 18 homers in the 2012 regular season, although he only batted .267 with a .296 (yikes!) on-base percentage.

Young is young at 27 years old.  If he overcomes prior injuries, including off-season surgery for bone spurs in his ankle, he could bounce back to his top form of 2010 when he hit .298 with 21 homers.

And hey, who wouldn’t love having TWO Young’s on their team to keep us all on our toes?  I am sure Michael Young is happy to have the company.  On the flip side, Domonic Brown is probably contemplating having many, many stiff drinks as he wonders if this team will ever consider him an everyday, major-league outfielder.  Poor kid.

So if you are not a Jewish person, an umpire or a baseball, please join me in welcoming Delmon Young.  Hip, hip, hooray??

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