The Phillies Night Before Christmas 2010

The Phillies Night Before Christmas

 


Santa Phillies elves.jpg 

Twas the night before Christmas, when all over the field,

Not a player was stirring, as the 2010 season had been sealed.

The bats were stacked in the clubhouse with care,

In hopes that a Championship soon would be there.

 

The Phillies were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of trophies danced in their heads.

And Ruben with his new HoLEEday contract tucked under his cap,

Had just settled down for a long off-season nap.

 

When out in Charlie’s house, there arose such a clatter,

He sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window he stumbled, half asleep,

Having woke from a nightmare of his bullpen being taken deep.

 

The moonlight lit up the old ’08 trophy, causing it to glow

And gave the illusion of a night game on the grass down below.

When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature sleigh filled with ballplayers in good cheer.

 

With his General Manager, ace pitchers in tow,

He knew in a moment it must be Ruben Amaro.

More rapid than the trade deadline, forward they all came,

And he grumbled, and shouted, and called them by name!

 

“Now, Utley! Now, Howard! Now, Rollins and Victorino!

On, Ruiz! On, Halladay! On, Lee and Polanco!

To the top of the National League! To the top of them all!

Now run away! Run away! And play some baseball!”

 

And then, in a twinkling, Charlie heard, “You The Man!”

From the shouting and cheering of each happy fan.

As he drew in his head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney Cliff Lee came with a bound.

 

He was dressed all in pinstripes, from his head to his foot,

Having tossed his old Rangers uniform, which was tarnished, with ashes and soot.

But he arrived with a smile and Charlie gave him a pat on his back,

Surely the return of his ace would put this team right back on track.

 

Cliff spoke many words, but getting on with his job,

He showed off his great arm, getting praise from the mob.

And in their joy, the fans clapped their hands,

With Lee, Halladay, Oswalt and Hamels together in Philly, 2011 is sure to be grand!

 

Cliff then sprang to the sleigh, and to his team gave a call,

“You guys are the best ballplayers of all!”

But Charlie heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,

“Happy HoLEEday’s to all and to all a good night!”

 

Re-wording & photoshop by Jenn

3 Comments

Love your Christmas poem, Jenn! So much talent here at MLBLogs. Emma has a good one too over at her Dodger blog. Enjoy the day and hope Santa was good to you.

http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

Jenn,
Love the elf graphic.
That poem is definitely on the minds of a lot of people this holiday season.
Great rendition, with a great Phillies twist.
Wish you and your the best this Christmas Day and continued health, wealth and happiness.
The off season has gone so fast in 2010…..Still can’t believe we are about 7 weeks out from pitchers’ and catchers’ reporting in Clearwater and Port Charlotte, Florida.

Rays Renegade

http://raysrenegade.mlblogs.com

BRAVO!!!! Merry belated Christmas and Happy New Year!
–Jeff
http://redstatebluestate.mlblogs.com/
http://mtrredstatebluestate.com

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