The Phillies Night Before Christmas 2009

The Phillies Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all over the field,
Not a player was stirring, as the 2009 season had been sealed.
The bats were stacked in the clubhouse with care,
In hopes that another Championship soon would be there.

The Phillies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of trophies danced in their heads.
And Ruben with his new Halladay contract tucked under his cap,
Had just settled down for a long off-season nap.


When out in Charlie’s house, there arose such a clatter,
He sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he stumbled, half asleep,
Having woke from a nightmare of his bullpen being taken deep.

The moonlight lit up the National League trophy, causing it to glow
And gave the illusion of a night game on the grass down below.

When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh filled with ballplayers in good cheer.

With a year-old GM, ace pitcher in tow,
He knew in a moment it must be Ruben Amaro.
More rapid than the trade deadline, forward they all came,
And he grumbled, and shouted, and called them by name!

Now, Utley! Now, Howard! Now, Rollins and Victorino!
On, Ruiz! On, Werth! On, Ibanez and Polanco!
To the top of the National League! To the top of them all!

Now run away! Run away! And play some baseball!”

And then, in a twinkling, Charlie heard, “You The Man!”
From the shouting and cheering of each happy fan.
As he drew in his head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Roy Halladay came with a bound.

He was dressed all in pinstripes, from his head to his foot,
Having tossed his old Jays uniform, which was tarnished, with ashes and soot.

But he arrived with a smile and Charlie gave him a pat on his back,
Surely a new ace would put this team right back on track.

Roy spoke many words, but getting on with his job,
He showed off his great arm, getting praise from the mob.
And in their joy, the fans clapped their hands,
With Halladay in Philly, 2010 is sure to be grand!


Roy then sprang to the sleigh, and to his new team gave a call,
“You guys are the best ballplayers of all!”
But Charlie heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
“Happy Halladay’s to all and to all a good night!”

***Written by:  Jenn Zambri-Dickerson*** 

 

Have a safe and Happy Holiday everyone!!

3 Comments

Merry Christmas to you! Great poem

http://pittpeas.mlblogs.com

Bravo Jenn!
I also did a parody of “Twas the Night before Christmas” on Christmas eve.
Hope you are having a nice and safe holiday season! Stay warm!
Emma
http://crzblue.mlblogs.com/

Wish there was a Yankees version…

Vig
http://yankeeholics.mlblogs.com

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